Monday, July 17, 2006

Fwd: Middle Aged Women

Here is an item contributed by a mainstream spiritual companion of ours!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kathryn (Circle Companion)
Date: Jul 17, 2006 9:07 PM
Subject: Middle Aged Women

Thought you might enjoy this --
Subject:  Middle Aged Women

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." 

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was run over and killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of
the ambulance?"

   (You'll love this!!!)

God replied:  "I didn't recognize you.

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